Last Night My Books Were Dancing

Last Night My Books Were dancing in my Dream

Do u Know On Which Songs?

Guess?

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Zara Zara Touch me Touch me!

Yours Loving Mosquito

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

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When You Get This SMS

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, 

keep guessing why I sent it to u.

People Who Do Lots of Work

Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

ONLINE LETTER

ONLINE LETTER-
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Dear Facebook,
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Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
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Yours sincerely,
Orkut

One of the Best Quote

One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p

Exams Are Like Girl Friend

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…

Sweet Candies Are Nice to Eat

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, 

sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

You Are Going to Fail in EXAM

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
.
“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Best Reply Ever by a Girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

I Am Not Rich Like Rohit

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Never Miss an Opportunity

Never miss an opportunity to say “I love you” to someone you really really like say it directly or indirectly, 

coz it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.

Modern Day Break Up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law

Techr:Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

GOLU: Whenever I open My Book
My Eyes Close Automatically

Bole To
Action ka Reaction

SILENCE Is D Best Answer

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
.
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
.
Unfortunately
.
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

Our Friendship Means

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf ..

U jump out of the window ..I look down & then… i laugh again

TWO MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Dream Makes Everything Possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, 

Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… 

So always Brush ur Teeth

What Do You Want for Your Birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Kiss Is the Key of Love

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…