Funny Pathan Messages

Pathan In Computer Exam
Examiner:
“What is Microsoft Excel?”
Pathan: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p
Geo pathan.

Aqal Bari Ya Bhains

1 Pathan Se kisi Ne Pucha: Aqal Bari Ya Bhains.?

Pathan thori Dair Sochnay k Baad:

Hum ko Pagal Mat Samjho,

Pehlay 2no ki Date Of Birth Batao…

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge banaya gya

Builder ne kaha: acha ho gya 

Pathan: han ji, pehly dhoop me ter kr naddi paar

karte thy, ab chaon me karenge

Pathan oye yaar hum ne suna

Pathan: oye yar hm ne suna hai panjabi har bat par gali deta hai

Punjabi: oye nai teno wesay kisi ne pen yovaie ay