Friday, 30 September 2011

Ek Larki Shokh or Chanchal Si

Apni hi dhun me rehti thi..
ek larki shokh or chanchal si..
Hr aik se batein krti thi..
Khoob mauj masti krti thi..
Ik dhanak thi us k chehray per..
Phir janay kya toofan aya..
Chehray k rung bikhar gaye..
Khushiyon k rung utar gaye..
Jb poocha kisi ne aey larki…!!
Tum ne ye chup kyun saadh li?
Wo kuch na boli, bus ro di..
Aur khaak pe hath ki ungli se..
kuch lafz anokhy likh dalay
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“B.A. wich 3 Sapliyaan…”

Gujjar Sms

Ek Gujar ko Jannat Mein Maar pr Rhi Thi
Ek Admi Ny WaJa Poochi
FariShton Ny Kaha
“Is Ny Dahi ManGa
Hum Ny Dia
iS Ny sari Doodh Ki Nehron Ko JaaG LaGa d..

Wo Mujhe Yeh Keh Kar Chhor Gaya

Wo Mujhe
Yeh keh kar
chhor gaya,
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Ok BYE

Arabic KHABRAIN

*~*~*Arabic KHABRAIN*~*~*
Haaza Zardariun Anni DaTunn Bagheratun Azabun Fi Insanun Fasadun Khabeesun
Asal-Haramdatun
Aata-Tunn
Bijli-Sunn
Petrol-Gumm
Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Or to Or Hor Sun Balancen Checkun 12pais0n Taxun Tunun
Kaminun Kuttun Don’t Deletun Frwdtun Farzun.!:-)

Dada or Dadi Ne Apni Jwani K Dino

Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino
ko phir se yad kar k manane ka socha
unho ne fesla kia k ham phir darya k kinare milenge
dada suba jaldi uth kr tayyar ho kr gulab le kr
kinare pr poanch gye kafi dair ho gae dadi nai ae
to dada gusse se gar aye or kaha tm ae Q nai to
dadi ne shrmate howe kaha ammi ne ane nai diya.

1 Pagal Dusre Pagal Se Udasi K Sath

1 pagal dusre pagal se udasi k sath:
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain??
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.
Yeh le LeEmOo.
tu LaSSi Bana…

Girl Is Suit Ki Kiya Price Hai

Girl: Is suit ki kiya price hai?
Dukandaar: 1500
Girl: “Uff”
or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?
Dukandar: “uff”+”uff”
;-) Yääriän;-)

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzr jay ga
Kuch hi dno men tra “rezult” ae jae ga
Dua kr ly beta
Tu koi Amir khan ni jo
All is Wel kh kr top kr jae ga.
4 all studnts..$

Punjabi Sms

1 panjabi Englnd gya to uska dost usy night club le gya
nite club ja k khoob nacha or nachty nachty bola
O MEnu AY Ty Daso
“Ay URSS”
Keray BABAY da wa

Mirza Ghalib Farmate Hain

 Mirza Ghalib farmate hain
“Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
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‘Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film”Tere naam’ dekh lo”

Purza Sms

Sochta hun teri ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon
<< DOST >>
konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta.

Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost
“ham dil pe pathr rakh k tmhein goli mar dengy”
(,”)__=-
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Dhuz…
Dhuzz… Dhuzzz…

Main Ny 1 Din Dil Sy Pocha

Main ny 1 din dil sy pocha k wadon or yadon main kia frq ha
Dil ny jwab dia
Putr mera kam blood suply krna ae.
Aey faltoo gallan FARAZ kolon puch.

Punjabi Love Letter

Punjabi Love letter
“wey Shedeya
hun apny dil te watta rakh k meno pul ja, hun ma Booty di Mang aan.
Wey hun tera mera weyah nae o ho skda,
wey meriyan photwan nu chaprh wich Sut aa,
Jerhi chaadar to mennu ditti c ,o asi apny Leyley nu ban lei ay..
wey anya jerhi jutti ma tenu darbaar tou chuk k ditti C.O menu waps kr ja o hun ma bootey nu deni a.
Fakat
Teri Na hon aali
“Peeno machan
Al mashore
“wade tandoor wali”

Molvi Sms in Urdu

لڑکی مولوی سے اگر میں کسی غیر مردکو پپی دوں گی تو کہاں جاؤں گی؟
مولوی : سیدھی دوزخ جاؤگی
لڑکی: اوراگرآپ کودوں تو؟
مولوی داڑھی پرہاتھ پھیرتے ہوۓ بولا
بہت چالاک ہو جنت میں جانا چاہتی ھو

Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni

Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye.
Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Kartey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq.
1 Msg ” “Subah 1 Msg” “Sham… Sara Din Aram…

Thursday, 29 September 2011

Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai Bijli Chli Gai

(Ghazal ka unwan hai bijli chli gai)
5 dn milay zndgi k mgr?
Guzray hi thay abi 4 k 32 chali gaiee..
Kl wapda k daftr meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lgi tkraar k 32 chli gai..
Moat ki trah iska b wakt na rha:- Eid ki shpng or bhra bazar k 32 chali gai.
Skool time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga tyar k 32 chali gai..
Shadi walay din bray khush thay hm,
Glay parnay lgay thay haar k 32 chali gai.
zindgi rahi te fir milan gy …Q k sadi 32 chali gai.

Waise to Bare Aziz Ho TUM

Waise to bare aziz ho ” TUM “,
Mgr na jane kiya cheez ho ” TUM “.
Na koi phone Na koi sms.
Aur nakhre aise karte ho jaise,
muni or shila K veer ‘ ho ” TUM…

Ajeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jany K Bad

Ajeb si halat hai tere jany k bad
Bhuk hi nhi lgti khana khany k bad
Mre pas 8 samosy thy jo manY kha lye Faraz
1 tere any se pehly 7 tere jany k bad;-)

Empty Sms

Hay (nechy dakho)
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Dil Mein Tum Dhadkan Me Tum

Dil mein Tum
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Dhadkan me Tum
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Aankho me Tm
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Sanson me Tm
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Jahan b dekho
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Bs Tm hi Tm
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Detol wali Anti sach kehti hen?
“JARASEM” hr jaga hoty hain.

Cham cham kardi Chandni

Cham cham kardi Chandni,
Tim Tim kardy Taaray,
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Koi V Nai SmS krda,
“pehn day waleemy” Te tur gay Saray.

Riwayat Sms

“SMS” Kya Hai???
Ek Riwayat Hai, Aazmanay Ki,
Ek Lamha Churanay Ki,
EK Ehsas Jaganay Ki,
Ek Dastak Hai, Unke Dil Par,
Jinko Aadat Hai Humein Bhool Janay Ki

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

lipat ke mehboob ke baho me

lipat k mehboob ke bahou m aysa josh aya
wah khan g
phr abu ny dakha aur ayub medical complex m hosh aya
ohy ami mar gya aba be ek jaga ni banda mar dala hy myre janooo bachao..
Gahr¥ $umañdar
Hamé$ha khamø$h
Høt¥ haìñ

Poori Botal Na Sahi

Poori Botal Na Sahi
Ek Jaam To Ho jye
Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho jye
Jin K sMs K Intzar Me Ho gye Hm Beemar
Unko Bukhaar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho jye..

Ek bar hua tha yun

{“My life story”}
Ek bar hua tha yun..
Wo mjhko mili,
Me usko mila,
Phr izhar hua,
Or iqrar b hua,
Wo chahne lagi,
Me b chahne laga,
Usko pyar tha bht,
Mjhe mhbt thi bht,
Phr kuch yon hua..
Kuch hoi galtfamliyan
Or wo mujha chor gai,
Me b bhol gaya usy,
Phr mile kuch yon,
Wo tanha thi bht,
Me akela tha bht,
Or phir iqrar howa izhar howa,
Sirf ashk thy or bs hm thy,
Wo bhi dil hi dil main rone lagi,
Me b rone laga,
Or dobara pyar howa or chana laga,
Phir pyar howa iqrar howa,

Larka bus stop par larki ko tang

Larka bus stop par larki ko tang kr raha tha
Larki: tery ghr mein koi maa, behn nhi ?
Boy: No
Girl: To ghr le chal na pagal, yahan time Q kharab kr raha hai?

Jaan Chor Do Mobile ki

Jan
:-*
Jan
;-)
Jan
:-)
Jan
:-*
Jan
:-)
Jan
;-)
Jaan Chor Do Mobile ki
Mere sMs K Deewano
Hr Wqt Mobile Hath Me Lye
Mere sMs Ka Wait Krtey rehte ho:-)

Hazaron bachiyan aisi k har bachi

Hazaron bachiyan aisi k har bachi par dam nikle ….
Par jis bachi pe dam nikle wohi ghar se kam nikle,
\(‘.’)
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kab ayegi yar?

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hai

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hai?
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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kr raha hy :-D
Had Ho Gayi !!

Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum

Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum!
ROTI khaengy
Wrna
GUSY mein
AaLO Ka ParATHa
Or
CHIKEN PLAO
K bad
Ice Cream kha k
Pepsi p k
Bhooky So jaein gy
Mgr
ROTI nai khaingy.

Qrardad-e-Pakistan

 Qrardad-e-Pakistan or Hundustan 1940 me mnzor hui lekin 2no mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue, 
Q ? . 
Q . K . 7
sal 2no sochte rahy k . 
PATHAN kon rakhy ga or SARDAR kon. 
Some Related Terms:ek pathan eid

22 March MUBARAK HO

22 March MUBARAK HO 
Aj 22 March hy QAID AZAM ne Frmaya, 
k jo logon ko 22 March ki khabr dega ussay 1 Din baad 23March ki Chutti milegi.
Some Related Terms:telugu bad sms

Latest 23 march sms message

Latest 23 march sms messages collection 2011
Here is Beautiful 23 march sms messages and wishes collection 2011. 
choose your favorite 23 march sms and send it to your loved once. 
(1).  23 march sms Khuda Kray K Meri Arz E Pak Pe Utray Wo Fasl E Gul, 
Jisay Andaisha E Zawal Na Ho. Ameen! [...]

happy 23rd march pakistan day quotes

 happy 23rd march pakistan day quotes and sayings 2011
(1). 23rd march pakistan day quotes and sayings 2011 
23rd March was the day when the struggles were streamlined.
There were no individual benefits, everyone was thinking on a broader prospect, 
everyone was thinking for the Muslims of the sub-continent and for Pakistan. There were no [...]

23rd march pakistan day sms message

happy 23rd march pakistan day sms message
s and jokes 23rd march sms messages and jokes .
1 ‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano 
Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To
INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho 
Or Sab Ko Wish Karo.
HAPPY Pakistan Day’   23rd march sms messages and jokes .2 Ye watan hamara [...]

Happy Pakistan Day

happy pakistan day 23rd march sms messages and wishes
1. pakistan day 23rd march sms Ghulami Mai Na Kaam 
Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain Jo 
Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain
Happy Pakistan Day Long Live Pakistan
2. pakistan day 23rd march sms There Are Some
Unforgetable Days In The History Of Any [...]

Best 23 march sms text messages

Best 23 march sms text messages 23 march sms .
1 Pakistan Tujhe Salaam Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam Raat 
Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam Tujhi Se Hay Subha Meri
Tujhi Se Mera Shaym Her Waqt Yaad Aati Hay 
Teri Fizaeean Jab Bhi Leta Hai Koi, Pardes Mein 
Tera Naam Pakistan Tujhe Salaam wish you 23rd March [...]

Sunday, 25 September 2011

The most colorful Holi

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Holi Card


_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
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Have a Nice Day!

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Dipped in hues of love

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

I may not put colors on ur face

I may not put colors on ur face in this colorful festival
I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life
Happy Holi

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari


Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
Rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
Kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
Rye mere yaar aisi “HAPPY HOLI”

Mubarak ho aapko khushiyon bhari holi

Radha ke rang aur kanhaiyya ki pichkari,Pyaar k rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyon bhari holi..HAPPY HOLI

With the Blast of Colors

With the blast of colors and water. Wishing u all,
a very happy holi, may god give all, prosperity, love peace and joy
Happy Holi

Saturday, 24 September 2011

May u be blessed with all shades of Holi

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Hues of Love and Trust

Dipped in hues of
love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday
Man: why you play Holi on every Sunday? Santa: because Sunday is Holi-day..

Apun Wishing You a Wonderful

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Auspicious Red Sunkissed Gold

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
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Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy

Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy.
It is the time to love and forgive.
It is the time expresses the happiness of being loved and to be loved through colors.

holi mubarak sms messages and wishes

1. holi mubarak sms messages and wishes
Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana
Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
Mubarak ho HOLI
2. holi messages and wishes for girlfriend
Some things just cant be expressed in words
Some people just cant be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is …
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart
3. hindi holi message
Radha ke rang aur Kanhaiya ki pichkari,
Pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyo bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI

Friday, 23 September 2011

Durga Puja Sms Greetings

Durga Puja Sms Greetings

O Ambe!
On your forehead is a resplendent,
mark of vermilion along with a mark of musk (signifying good luck).
Your twin eyes are bright,
and your face beautiful as the moon.

Durga Ashtami Poetry Sms

Durga Ashtami Poetry Sms

Drusyaa drusya vibhootha vahana karee,
Brhmaanda bhando dharee,
Leelaa nataka suthra kelana karee,
Vijnana deeptham guree,
Sree viswesa mana prasaadhana karee,
Kasi puraadheeswaree,
Bhikshaam dehi, krupaa valambana karee,

Durga Puja Text Sms

Durga Puja Text Sms

Kshatrathraanakaree, mahaa bhayakaree,
Mthaa krupaa sagaree,
Sakshaan mokshakaree sadaa shiva karee,
Visweshwaree sridharee,
Daksha krundha karee niraa mayakaree,
Kasi puraadheeswaree,
Bhikshaam dehi, krupaa valambana karee.
Happy Duga Ashtami.

Durga Puja Sms Greetings

Durga Puja Sms Greetings

O Ambe!
On your forehead is a resplendent,
mark of vermilion along with a mark of musk (signifying good luck).
Your twin eyes are bright,
and your face beautiful as the moon.

Durga Puja Wishes hindi

Durga Puja Wishes hindi

O slayer of the demon Mahisha, you tore apart the bodies of Shumbha, Nishumbha and Dhuumravilochana. (In the battle waged against them) your eyes reflected a frenzy of fury everyday and night.

Ganga Dussehra Greeting

Latest Ganga Dussehra Sms

Ganga Dussehra Celebrations 2011 Ganga Dussehra,
is the annual celebration of the most sacred of Hindu rivers,
Ganga, or the Ganges. Places such as Rishikesh, Haridwar,
Garh-Mukteswar, Prayag, Varanasi etc where Ganga flows hold special significance on this day.

!Happy Ganga Dussehra!

Ganga Dussehra

Ganga Dussehra

JAI MAA DURGAA,
MAA APE MONAKAMANA PURI KARE…
MAY ALL YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED OF YOUR LIFE.
*HAPPY DUSSEHRA!*

Durga Puja


Durga Puja

May Saraswathi play on Ur tongue & lips,
Laxmi play on Ur palms,
Parvathi in Ur heart,
Durga on Ur arms,
Wish you a
*Happy Durga Puja*

Ganga Dussehra Wishes

Ganga Dussehra Wishes

JAI SRI RAM May God shower
His choicest Blessings on U
and u win over every hurdle in life!
Happy Dussehra!

Dussehra Sms

Dussehra Sms

why we celebrate Dussehra?
bcoz ADHARM per DHARM,JHUT per SATYA,
ANYAY per NYAY or BURAI per ACCHAI ki
vijay ho.
Happy Dussehra

Dussehra Greetings

Dussehra Greetings

On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival€¦
Be with you throught the year!
Happy Dussehra Greetings.

Latest Dussehra Wishes

Latest Dussehra Wishes

A time for celebration,
A time for victory of good over bad,
A time when world see the example of power of good.
Let us continue the same “true” spirit.
Blessing of Dussehra.

Durgotsav Or Akal Bodhan

Durgotsav Or Akal Bodhan

Celebrate The Victory of the
force of good over evil.
Lets celebrate an auspicious day
To begin new thing in life.
Happy Dussehra.

Latest Durga Puja Greetings

Latest Durga Puja Greetings

Day 4 victory of Ram over Ravana.
When in Satya Yug,
Ram killed da great demon and king of Lanka,Ravana.
Lets celebrate together and believe in blessings of God for good.
Dasara mangalmay ho!

Latest Ganga Dussehra Messages

Latest Ganga Dussehra Messages

On This Special Day,
As U Celebrate Valor & Courage,
Triumph Of Good Over Evil,
Wish U Success & Happiness
In Everything U Do!
Happy Dussehra!

May This Dasara

May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.
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Siuli fuler gondho

Siuli fuler gondho,
tulor mato megh ar kaash-er bon,
dhaker bajna janan diche Maer agomon.
Subho Mahalaya.

It Is Time to Feel Good

It Is Time To Feel Good,
Time 4 Reunion,
Time 2 Share Happiness,
Time To Feel Being Loved,
Time 2 Show Ur Love,
Time 2 Live For Others And
Time To Wish For Peace.
HAPPY DIWALI. Cheeeeeers.

Fill Your Home With Happiness

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Diwali sms hindi collection

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Wish you a very Happy Diwali

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Diwali aa rhi hain

Diwali aa rhi hain
Roshni chaa rhi hain
Choro sab problems
Zindagi muskura rhi hain

Happy Diwali greeting

Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Sab Jagah Naam Hoga

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..

Happy deepawali

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho Direct DIL Se

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se…

Happy deepavali

May the Joy, Cheer, 
Mirth and Merriment of this divine festival surround you forever.
May the happiness, that this season brings, brighten your life and
Hope the year Brings you luck and fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…

Khub Meete Meete Pakwan Khaye

Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
sehat me char chand lagaye,
log to sirf chand par gaye hai
aap us se bhi upar jaye,
Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye

Light for Your Brightful Future

Light For Ur Brightful Future;
Cracker For Ur Demolish Of Ur Failure;
Rangoli For Ur Colorful Life;
Happy Diwali..

Wish U HAPPY DIWALI

3 days
72 hours
4320 mins..
259200 seconds..
are left.. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

Troubles as light as Air

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID.
Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Happy Diwali Greeting Card

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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it….
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(   HAPPY    (
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)      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year  )

WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”Abhijeet

Happy Diwali

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

Wish You Happy Diwali

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|”"|__|”‘| @PPY
| Diwali@new
|__|”"|__|… Year.
In Advance

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Diwali Wish Sms

“aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

I Pray to God

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI..

Diwali Sms

Diwali Sms

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

Diwali Sms In English

Diwali Sms In English

Day 4 victory of Ram over Ravana.
When in Satya Yug,
Ram killed tha great demon and king of Lanka, Ravana.
Lets celebrate together and believe in blessings of God for good.

Diwali Messages

T I T A N I C
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Rakhlo DIWALI ka gift he
Next time tajmahal bhej denge. Is bar thodi tangi he.

Diwali Sms In Urdu

Diwali Sms In Urdu

Diwali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

Diwali Sms In Hindi

Diwali Sms In Hindi

Advance Happy Diwali
Be Careful From Other Duplicate wishers
I am the Only Authorized ISO
9001-2009 Certified Distributor
of DIWALI WISHER.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.
Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is He

Happy Diwali Wishes 2011

Happy Diwali Wishes 2011

3 people were asking
for your mobile no..
We didn’t gave your no.
but we gave them your
home address.
They are coming this Diwali.
They are :
SUKH
SHANTI
and
SAMRIDDHI
Please welcome them
as we have requested
them to Stay with you
Forever.!
HAPPY DIWALI. .

This SMS will EXPLODE

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Buddha Jayanti-Purnima Text Sms Message

Buddha Jayanti-Purnima Text Sms Messages In Marathi Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim Happy Jayanti day Marathi Text Sms Rang-gandhachya utsavat Samil hou ya sarejan Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san. Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha . Happy purnima day Marathi Text Sms Gulabi Thandi Soneri Prakash Navya swapnachi [...]

Buddha Purnima/jayanti Text Sms In Tamil

Buddha Purnima/jayanti Text Sms In Tamil Om Mani Padme Hum.. May Lord Buddha enlighten you on the path of love, peace and truth. Happy Buddha Purnima!! Some Related Terms:buddha quotes in tamilTamildurtystorieshttp://tamildurtystories net/awesome tamil quotes by buddhalord buththa tamilom mani padme hum tamilquotes by buddha in tamiltamil quatostamildurtystoritamiz buddahyadava jayanti sms in tamillord buddha tamil [...]

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Text Sms Messages

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Text Sms Messages Buddha Jayanti is a special Festival of Hinduism which is celebrated every year it is also known as Buddha Purnima.Many people send Buddha Jayanti gifts, Buddha Jayanti sms, Buddha Jayanti cards, Buddha Jayanti text, Buddha Purnima gift baskets,Buddha Purnima quotes,Buddha Purnima poems,Buddha Purnima greetings, quotes for Buddha Purnima,Buddha Purnima wishes, [...]

Let your spirit fill with non-violence

Let your spirit fill with non-violence & Truth Happy Buddha Jayanti Or Happy Buddha Purnima Some Related Terms:funny sms jokes on buddha jayantiquotes on nonviolence in hindibuddhist quote on non-violencequotes on non violence buddhaquotes nonviolence buddhaquotes in hindi violencequotations on non violence in hindiNon-violence buddha quotesnon violence hindi quotesyour spirit sms

Vesak Day Text Sms Messages And Wishes Greetings

Vesak Day Text Sms Messages And Wishes Greetings Buddham Sharanam Gachami Om Mani Padame Hum. May Lord Buddha enlighten you on the path of love, peace and truth. happy buddha jayanti _ Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim wishing u purnima festival _ Tumne sikhaya ungali pakad kar hame chalna, [...]

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Bhajans In Urdu Or Hindi

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Bhajans In Urdu Or Hindi O ye who tread the Narrow Way By Tophet-flare to Judgment Day, Be gentle when the ‘heathen’ pray To Buddha at Kamakura! To him the Way, the Law, apart, Whom Maya held beneath her heart, Ananda’s Lord, the Bodhisat, The Buddha of Kamakura. For though he neither burns [...]

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Telangana Style wedding card


Telangana Style wedding card:
‘LAGGAM PILUPU’
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale…
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

Ninnu choodakundaa naa kannuloo

Ninnu choodakundaa naa kannuloo,
Nee maata vinkunda na chevuloo,
neetho matalaadakunda napedhaaloo,
ninnu thalavakunda namanasu unna rooju adhi nenu maraninchina rooju.

Nuvvu Gurthu Vachav Ee Roju


Nuvvu Gurthu Vachav Ee Roju,Neetho Matladalani 
Phone chestheAdhevatho phone lift chesi 
UR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS TOO LOW TO 
MAKE A CALL NOWANNADI EVATHADI
GN8 MY DEAR FRIEND

Ninnu marchipodamani


Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam


Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali…

Telugu Sms


Telugu Sms

prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

durada vaste gokkovadaniki

durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

Monday, 19 September 2011

Telangana Text Sms Messages


Telangana Text Sms Messages

Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Telangana Telugu Jokes


Telangana/Telugu Jokes

Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu,
Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

Telugu Telangana Shayari Poetry

Telugu Telangana Shayari Poetry

Batta kaDite samsaari
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
“Aada”tanaaniki machcha tebooku

Sunday, 18 September 2011

high class insult sms


High Class Insult !
Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho
Boy: Main b isi liye itni der se soch raha hun k mere pas KHOTI q khari hai:

Wrong Number sms


1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki
Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U
LARKI:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji,
rong Number!

Boy I kiss u without touching U



Boy: I kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
.
Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
.
Girl:OK
.
Boy kissed her
.
Girl: U touched me
.
Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.
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Boy Ro kyun rahi ho


Boy:Ro kyun rahi ho?
Girl:mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Boy:kitne?
Girl:sirf 90%
Boy:O bibi khuda da khof kr, enny wich
3 mundy pas ho jandy ny….

Boys are very Kind


Boys are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!
“PROOF”-
Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy
But
All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz.

why do boys get mad easily


Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
.
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
.
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
.
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
.
Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! 

During Hug


-*- During Hug -*-
A Girl’s Head is Always Down
Because
She Considers Her Boy To Be
Her World and Gets Lost in it …
While
A Boy’s Head is Always Up
So That
No Other Guy Dares To Look
At His Girl …!


Boys always want to be a girl


Boys always want to be a girl’s first love.
.
Girls like to be a Boy’s Last Romance

A cute love story


A cute love story
BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s.

boy toote hue dil se pyare


Boy: Toote hue dil se pyar karoge ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi?
Girl: KAMINE!:-
Tooti hui chappal se pite ga Ya chappal K tootne tak pite ga..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha


“BADLA”
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha
Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha
Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do’
PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki
Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha
‘Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo,
Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:
jee oye pappu! ;-)

Yunhi soti rahi to kuch b na dekh


Yunhi soti rahi to kuch b na dekh pao gi ‘ larkio’
Uth jao k muhaly k larkay office ja rahe hyn.. :-D
Good Morning!
Have a nice Day.

Bus Stop Pr Lrka Larki Se Bola


Bus Stop Pr Lrka Larki Se Bola:
Chapal To Bohat Achi Pehni huwi He,
Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kia ???
Larka: Lo,Is Sy Ziyada Achi Tou Qameez Pehni He…

Agar mai kaho mujhe tumse


Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??
Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Calling card send kr k kehty to acha hota.

Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek


Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larka Marta Ha
Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Karti . . . :p

Friday, 16 September 2011

Ponnungala Entha Alavuku


Ponnungala Entha Alavuku
Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?
Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava
Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!
By, Kavalan Groups…!

Dai Machan Examukku Bit


LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Enma Unga Paper La Uppu Sappe Illa


Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: padikka sonna…..
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu…..

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu


7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… 
fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

Man 1 Oru nimishathula

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? 
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… 
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
 kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Naragathil yeman and man


Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Bumper offer tamil sms


BUMPER OFFER… 
Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam:
1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ’29′ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, 
India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th,
Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…
Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Teacher Draw a Diagram of bacteria



TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.
Sunny – Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?




Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi


Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi ‘ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., 
Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.,
 Evanum thooka maataan!!

Maapi eppadi da pogudhu life


Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam


 Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam
….Ana… 
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! 
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Love Marriage ikkum


Love Marriage ikkum,
Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??
naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage…
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Tamil Quiz Question Sms Messages


Tamil Quiz Question Sms Messages

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
*
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

Tamil Barsaat Barish Sawan Rainy Day Tamil Sms


Barsaat-Barish-Sawan-Rainy Day Tamil Sms

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti
Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey
Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main

Tamil Rude Messages


Tamil Rude Messages

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Tamil Sardarji Sms


Tamil Sardarji Sms

Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !

Tamil Sms Jokes


Tamil Sms Jokes

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil messages


Tmil Sms

`Mallarndhadhu en mugham mazhayai kandu….
`Thudithadhu en manam nanaiven endru …..
`Karaindhadhu en dhinam nodiyil andru…..!

Wise Sms In Tamil


Wise Sms In Tamil

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Tamil Dirty Sms Text Messages



Tamil Dirty Sms Text Messages

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Tamil Dirty Short Stories



Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

principal- yenda latestdnt-
bike punchar sirprncpl-
bus la vara vendiyathuthanastdnt-
sona unga ponu keka matingra sir principle-???????
by …….. guys next 2 vallavan

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan,
packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai Supervisor parthu vittar.
BIT adikiran.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ?
Tholaindhom??enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai,
tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu?
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar?
ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
avarudaiya ? Makku Paiyanukku? BIT-ai kodukka!!!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Tamil Dirty Short Stories

Doctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal k Betha Hua Tha
1 Ne pucha Ye Kya kar Rahe Ho?
Dr: 
Mariz ko Ulti krwa Raha Hun.
Magar Kese?
Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me Daalu Ga. :-)

Monday, 12 September 2011

Tamil Dirty Stories



Latest Tamil Dirty Stories

Tamil Dirty Stories

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Tamil Dirty Stories

! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha,
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu?
601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga?
Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu.

Tamil Dirty Stories

Aaj SHEELA ki
Birthday hai.
.
Ye msg 9 logo ko
send kro tou
khwab mein sheela
ayegi.
.
Ek Sahib ne DELETE
kr diya.
Uss k khwab mein
Firdous Ashiq Awan
aa gaie !:D

Tamil Dirty Stories

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai!

Tamil Dirty Stories

Yesterday decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message ,
after i read it i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu,
na yaen saganum“…!

Tamil sms



Inraiya Thathuvam :
“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,
 Koli cala soup vaikalam,
But
Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “

Tamil Husband Wife sms


In Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,
Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?
Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?
Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam

Tamil Merriage sms


Love Marriage Ikkum,
Arrange Marriage Ikkum
Enna Difference??
Naamala Kenuthula Viluntha Athu Love Marriage…
10 Per Thalli Vitta Athu Arranged Marriage..

Tamil Darty sms


Pakkam Pakkamai Pesa Ninaikiren…
Anal Unnidam Pesum pothu Mattum…
Mundhi Kolgirathu…..
En ” MOUNAM “..
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Sunday, 11 September 2011

Aao kisi shab mujhe Rood k Bikhrta


Aao kisi shab mujhe Rood k Bikhrta Dekho
Meri Ragon mein Zehar judai ka uterta dekho
kis kis ada se tujhe maanga hai rab seaao
kabhi mujhe sajdon mein sisakta dekho
teri talaash mein hum ne khud ko kho dia hai

Na Jane kis Baat pe wo hum se


Najane kis Baat pay wo hum se naraz hai
"Faraz"
Khawab Main Bhi Milta Hai to Baat Nai karta 

ajeeb logo ka basera hai tere


ajeeb logo ka basera hai tere shehar mein
Mohsin
Anaa main mitt jate hain mager "YAAD" nai karte

jan wafa ka silsila mosalsal na rakh kisi say


youn wafa k silsaly musalsal na rakh kisi say...
Faraz
...Log ik khata ki khatir, 
Sari wafaein bhool jatay hain.

Aap k mobile me Asif Zardari Tashreef La


Aap k mobile me Asif Zardari Tashreef La Rhe Hain
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2 joote Maar k Agy Bhej do....

Tujy Chahte Hain Be-Inteha Par Chahna


Tujy Chahte Hain Be-Inteha Par Chahna Nai Ata,
Ye Kaise MUHABAT hy K Hamain kehna nai ata,
Zindagi Main a Jao Hmari Zindagi Bun Kr
"Faraz"
K Tere Bin hamain Zinda Rehna nai ata,
Her Pal Tujy Bus Tujy Duaon Main Mangte Hain,
Kiya Karein K Tumhare Siwa Kuch Mangna Nai Ata. 

Saturday, 10 September 2011

Galti huwi k usay jaan say b zyada


Ghalti hui k usey jaan say b ziyada chahne lage
*^""Faraz""^*
Kya pata tha meri itni wafa usey bewafa kar de gi.

Hamare baad nahi aayega tumhe chahat


Hamaray baad nai aaye ga tume chahat ka aisa Maza. 
"%Faraz%"
Tum logon say khud kehtay phiro gay "mujhay chaho us ki tarah...?

I Love YOU



I Love YOU
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kahny me 3 sec lagty hn...
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Explain karny me 3 Ghantay..
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Proof karny me Zindagi ka satyanas ho jaata hy:-)

wafa k naam ik dastan likh raha hon


GHAZAL
wafa k naam ik dastan likh raha hon,
mushkil lfzon ko asaan likh raha hn,
wafa ki talash me sara jahan likh raha hn
na mili wafa to lafz nakam likh raha hn,
nahi miltay ab dhondny se bhi wafa krny waly,
isi liye saary jahan ko bewafa likh raha hn
na karna pyar kabi zindagi me aye dost,
milti hai pyar me ruswai ye baar bar likh raha hn
q karty hain pyaar me itne waady log,
pyar me tootay hoe wady hazar likh raha hn


apni khushian luta kar us pe Qurban ho


Ghazal
apni khushian luta kar us pe Qurban ho jaon kash
kuch din us k shehar me mehman ho jaon,
wo apna nayab dil mujh ko de de or phir mange,
main mukar jaon or Be-Imaan ho jaon,
ab to mujhe itni Muhabbat ho gai hai us se k,
Khuda koi mojzaa kare or main us ki jaan ho jaon...

Friday, 9 September 2011

Biwi Aap apne Best friend ki Bv ki janaze pe

Biwi: Aap apne Best friend ki Bv ke janaze pe nahi gaye,
Husband: kis muo se jaun wo teesri dafa Bv ke janaze pe bula raha hai
or mein ne 1 dafa bhi nai bulaya

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge banaya gya
Builder ne kaha: acha ho gya 
Pathan: han ji, pehly dhoop me ter kr naddi paar
karte thy, ab chaon me karenge

Every thing will be changed with time

Every thing will be changed with time,
Classroom to Office,
Books to files,
Jeans to Dresspants, 
Pocket money to salary
and Girlfriend to wife,
What will Never change is?
Yaron ki Yari...!
Good morning