Biwi Aap apne Best friend ki Bv ki janaze pe

Biwi: Aap apne Best friend ki Bv ke janaze pe nahi gaye,

Husband: kis muo se jaun wo teesri dafa Bv ke janaze pe bula raha hai

or mein ne 1 dafa bhi nai bulaya

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge

Pathano k village me naddi per bridge banaya gya

Builder ne kaha: acha ho gya 

Pathan: han ji, pehly dhoop me ter kr naddi paar

karte thy, ab chaon me karenge

Every thing will be changed with time

Every thing will be changed with time,

Classroom to Office,

Books to files,

Jeans to Dresspants, 

Pocket money to salary

and Girlfriend to wife,

What will Never change is?

Yaron ki Yari...!

Good morning

wo konsa time hota hai

wo konsa time hota hai

jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka deta ha 

or 

orat chahti ha ka karti rahi

.

.

.

.

shoping

kaka teri soch nai badal sakdi

Pathan oye yaar hum ne suna

Pathan: oye yar hm ne suna hai panjabi har bat par gali deta hai

Punjabi: oye nai teno wesay kisi ne pen yovaie ay

Mujhe bhula kar sona to Tumhari

Mujhe bhula kar sona to Tumhari

adat hi ban gai hai....!!!

Dosto

Ksi din hum marr gay to tmhen neend se nafrat ho jay gi 

Good Morning

larki baraat k din roti q hai or

question:

larki baraat k din roti q hai or 

valima k din us ke hansi q nahi

rukti?

Reply me 1st!

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