high class insult sms

High Class Insult !

Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho

Boy: Main b isi liye itni der se soch raha hun k mere pas KHOTI q khari hai:

Wrong Number sms

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:

Hello Jaan

I Love U

LARKI:

Sachi

Larka:

Muchi

Larki:

100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:

Sorry Baji,

rong Number!

Boy I kiss u without touching U

Boy: I kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
.
Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
.
Girl:OK
.
Boy kissed her
.
Girl: U touched me
.
Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.

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Boy Ro kyun rahi ho

Boy:Ro kyun rahi ho?

Girl:mere marks bohat kum ae hain?

Boy:kitne?

Girl:sirf 90%

Boy:O bibi khuda da khof kr, enny wich

3 mundy pas ho jandy ny….

Boys are very Kind

Boys are very Kind &
Girlz are very Selfish!
“PROOF”-
Most Girlz Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy
But
All Boyz Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girlz.

why do boys get mad easily

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
.
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
.
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
.
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
.
Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! 

During Hug

-*- During Hug -*-

A Girl’s Head is Always Down
Because
She Considers Her Boy To Be
Her World and Gets Lost in it …

While

A Boy’s Head is Always Up
So That
No Other Guy Dares To Look
At His Girl …!

Boys always want to be a girl

Boys always want to be a girl’s first love.

.

Girls like to be a Boy’s Last Romance

A cute love story

A cute love story

BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?

GIRL . Nhi

BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?

GIRL. Nhi

BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?

GIRL. Nhi

Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga

Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha

Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho

Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun

Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!

What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s.

boy toote hue dil se pyare

Boy: Toote hue dil se pyar karoge ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi?

Girl: KAMINE!:-

Tooti hui chappal se pite ga Ya chappal K tootne tak pite ga..

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

“BADLA”

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

Meri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gya ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Men Uski Dulhan Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do’

PaPu Ny Apny Sary frnds Ki GirlFrnds Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Un me Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

‘Lo In Me Sy Nikal Lo,

Muje Tumhri Shakl yad nai:

jee oye pappu! ;-)

Yunhi soti rahi to kuch b na dekh

Yunhi soti rahi to kuch b na dekh pao gi ‘ larkio’

Uth jao k muhaly k larkay office ja rahe hyn.. :-D

Good Morning!

Have a nice Day.

Bus Stop Pr Lrka Larki Se Bola

Bus Stop Pr Lrka Larki Se Bola:

Chapal To Bohat Achi Pehni huwi He,

Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kia ???

Larka: Lo,Is Sy Ziyada Achi Tou Qameez Pehni He…

Agar mai kaho mujhe tumse

Boyz : Agr mai kahon mujhe tum se Mohabat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kaho gi ??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Calling card send kr k kehty to acha hota.

Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek

Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek
Larka Marta Ha

Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste
Use Kyun Nahi Karti . . . :p