Last Night My Books Were Dancing

Last Night My Books Were dancing in my Dream

Do u Know On Which Songs?

Guess?

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Zara Zara Touch me Touch me!

Yours Loving Mosquito

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

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When You Get This SMS

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, 

keep guessing why I sent it to u.

People Who Do Lots of Work

Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work
make less mistakes.

People who do no work
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.

Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

ONLINE LETTER

ONLINE LETTER-
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Dear Facebook,
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Just wait and watch,
some day they will all leave you too-!!
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Yours sincerely,
Orkut

One of the Best Quote

One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p

Exams Are Like Girl Friend

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…

Sweet Candies Are Nice to Eat

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, 

sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

You Are Going to Fail in EXAM

When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
.
“Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
“I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .”
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Best Reply Ever by a Girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

I Am Not Rich Like Rohit

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Never Miss an Opportunity

Never miss an opportunity to say “I love you” to someone you really really like say it directly or indirectly, 

coz it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.

Modern Day Break Up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law

Techr:Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

GOLU: Whenever I open My Book
My Eyes Close Automatically

Bole To
Action ka Reaction

SILENCE Is D Best Answer

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
.
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
.
Unfortunately
.
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW INTERVIEW

Our Friendship Means

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf ..

U jump out of the window ..I look down & then… i laugh again

TWO MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Dream Makes Everything Possible

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, 

Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… 

So always Brush ur Teeth

What Do You Want for Your Birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Kiss Is the Key of Love

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

A Philosophy Professor Asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

“How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?”

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
“WHICH CHAIR?” =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

A HOT Teacher

Behind every FAIL student there is a HOT girlfriend &

what about TOPPERS?

A HOT Teacher jiski wajah se kamine sare classes attend karte hain

Life Without U Is Impossible

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without u, 

if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Ticket Checker to a Saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

Razia Gundon Men Phans Gai

sheela ki jawani pe dunya hans gai

munni ki badnami ke b chas gai

ab to yaaro aalam hai ye k,

Bichari razia gundon men phans gai.

Chakday India

Razia Gundon Men Phas Gai

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Hato Yar Nawa Siyapa Pe Giya A.

Sheeli ki Jawani men Munni Ko nai bacha saka,

or ab daikho phir india se call i hai k jaldi aow yahan.

Razia Gundon men Phas gai.

lo g hun daso me kithy kithy jawan

Funny Sms 2011

Funny Text Sms 2011

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Funny Messages 2011

Funny Messages 2011

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Funny Text Sms Messages and Jokes 2011

2011 Funny Text Sms Jokes And Messages

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

Urdu Funny Sms

Urdu Funny Sms

2 Dost

Year 1978

A= Yaar yeah light kab jati ha?

B= Pata nahe? Shaid saal main aik baar!!!

Year 1988

A= Yaar yeah light keon jati ha???

B= Pata nahe? Shaid Transformer badaltay hain.

Year 2009

A= Yaar yeah Light kab aey ge???

B= Jab hamaray Ilagay ke aaey ge! to tumharay ilaaqay ke aaey ge.

Year 2015

A= Yaar yeah light aaey ge aaj???

B= Nahe Aaj Multan main ha! Lahore ke bari kal hai!!!

Year 2020

A= Suana ha puranay waqton main Pakistan main bhe Light hua karti the???

B= So Ja Light White kuch nahe hua karti!!!

Sab tumhara waham ha.

Yeah ha hamara Pakistan!!!

Funny Sms in Hindi 2011

Hindi Funny Sms 2011

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 Glas Pani de do

PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo

BOY: Plz de do na,

PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,

BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana

English Funny Sms 2011

Funny Sms In English 2011

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Urdu Hindi and English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0308-8714556

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Punjabi Funny Sms

Funny Punjabi Sms

Tusi Mere Dil di Dharkan wich VAS gay O!!

VAS gay O G…

…VAS gay O..

Oououoh……

Zra thori side Maro Meri SAA di NALI vich PHAS gye O…

Bijli Sms

Bjli Sms

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay

me kya krun?

Doctor

Ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain

k

ap ki taraf light hey,,!

Garmi Sms

Garmi Sms

Shehri bacha: Papa aaj boht garmi hy.

Papa:Hum aaj hi A/C lagwa len ge.

Pandu bacha:Abba aj kini garmi ey.

Abba: ja kanjra tind karwa k aa.

Latest Funny Sms

Latest Funny Sms

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga.

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy?

Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,

Un ka birthday mnaon ga,

Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?

Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,

phir

.

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Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya

ko maron ga..