Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Bati vs papa jokes sms

PAPA:
BeTi "MaTRIC" K bad Kiya
Karogi?
BETi:
L.M.W.T. Krongi.
PAPA:
What .Is L.M.W.A.
BETi,"LOVE" "Marrige" "WITH" ''AMJAD"
UFFFFF
Yeh Larkian b Kitni diwani hain meri....
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Aj ki achi baat

(Aj ki achi baat)
NAMAZ jagah badal badal k parhni chahye kyunke 
woh zameen ka hissa hamra ghawa ban jata hai or 
akhrat me magfirat ka zarea ban jaega.Amal me 30 lak nekiya likh di jati he
Qyamt k din to insan 1neki k lye trse ga.jab tak ye 
sms frwd hota rahga muje or apko es ka ajr milta rhe ga.

Zaroori nahi ki har SMS mein koi

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Zruri nahi k har SMS mein koi message ho,
BUS!
AAP yaad aa rahy thy,
Es liyE Aap ko line maar di...

Har baar ki tarha is bar b teri yaad mein ansu

Har bar ki tarha is bar b teri yad main ansu bahaon ga.
Main eid nhi manaon ga.
to a ya na a main tjhe manaon ga tere yad se mera rshta kal b tha aj b ha
main tum ko tunhai main wafa ban k yad aon ga main 
tere bin eid nhe manaon ga hum tu ehle wafa hain jo situm karo ge seh jaon ga A dost
Lakin tu khud b maaf na kar pay ga
Main tere bin eid na manaon ga.