Saturday, 1 October 2011

2 Dost Safar Par Ja Rahe The

2 Dost Safar Par Ja Rahe The Rasty Me Rat Hogai Wo TENT Lga K So Gaye,
RAT Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli Usny 2nd Ko Jga Kr Kaha Asman Ki Tarf Dekh K Btao Tmhen Kya Nazr Aaya?
2nd Dost Boht Sary Sitary.
1st:Is Sy Kya Pta Chalta Ha?
2nd:Asman Khubsurt Ha Or Roshni B Ha.
1st:Anni Deya Koi TENT La K Ly Gaya Aee

Ek Baat Bolu

Ek Baat Bolu..
Naraz
Mat Hona..
Bol doon..
Main aap se..
bohat
Boht
Pyaar
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Se keh raha hon k msg kardo..,
@Warna…
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Aaya vatta….

Family Jokes

A boy after watching wedding movie of his father:
Abba, meri shadi te v kanjariyaa nachvana, apni shadi di tarah
Abba: Khutay deya putra, Ö terian phuphian si.

Jija Saali Sms

Jija apni Sali se:
Teri Behen Masroof hy, Zara Kaaky Noo Dudh Pila dy
Sali: Sorry Jee, Mera Dudh Nai Aanda
Jija: “Acha Waisay Show Shaa Tay Bari aY”

Confidence Level

!Confidence Level!
1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,
Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,
Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay.
Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mujhe yaqen hai
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K YE START HI NAHI HO GA..

Allama Iqbal Shayari Sms

Allama iqbal aur WAPDA mein 1 cheez common hai….
Pta hai kia?
Dono ka 1 he
Mission;
“soi hui qaum ko Jagana”

Media Sms

King’s servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local paper read:
SERVANT’s ASS WON’.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN
The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10 . Next day paper read:
“QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10″
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE”
The king died next day!
Media is MAFIA it can Ruin you..
Geo Or Jeena dø …;->

Jahan Khawab Wahan HBL Sms

Sardar ko khwab Main kisi ne Qatal kr dia
Subha us ne apna HBL ka Acount band krwa dia
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko Haqiqt Me Badal skta
hy
Jahan Khwab Wahan HBL.

Urdu Funny Song

Don’t be angry like that my Love,
One day u must leave the world my Love.
Nahi samjhe..?
Aven russya na kar meri jan sajna,
Ik din chad jana ay jhaan Sajna,

Machhar Marne Ka Tarika

Machhar marne ka  jadeed or Aasan tarika.
Cheeni or lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko dein.
Mixture khatay hi wo pani ki talash main niklega.
Jese hi wo water tank k pas jaye usay dhakka dedo.
Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko dry karne k liye Aag k pas jayega.
Usi waqt Aap Aag mein bomb phenk dein.
Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital main admit ho jayega.
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dein.
macchar mr jayega.
Thnx ki zaroorat nahi
its ok.

Computer Sms

Use ur usb as ram.
Make sure ur usb drive is empty.
Attach it to the pc. Rename as ram drive.
Then go to systm from control panel.
Thn go 2 advanvance, click settings under performance.
On cache click change thn click on the usb drive, thn chose system managd.
After that click on the set button thn ok thn restart ur pc. This s 4 windows xp.
4 more tricks keep sending me credit.

Jalebi Sms

Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jta Hai?
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti buht SWEET hai
Fwd To All Jaleebes ;-)

Filmi Style Love Letter

When i am your : Kareeb,There is only : Khamoshi,I want to speak : Dil se,that’s my kind of : Ishq,i want this to be : Gupt,as i always have : Darr,that i will loose you : Sajani,and that would be great : Sadma,i am your : Mr.aashique,but sometimes bit : Deewana,tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun,as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai,in this : Duniya dilwalon ki,i told you : Maine pyar kiya,Maybe : Dil to pagal hai,because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai,the whole world appears as : Dushman,but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha,but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi,but if u,want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki,then u must respond To this : Pukaar,And don’t mind because this is my: Style,i hope your answer is : Yes boss,And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham,i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

(Mehbooba Ka Reply)

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you are a “Jaanwar” I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you are my “Sajaan” and I am your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I will do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You are a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I am sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can not believe you think I will turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I’d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dulanyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Don’t  you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can’t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it is always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I am already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he is no “Khal Nayak” like you. He is my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You will only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he is a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he will kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

Taliban Sms

Danger News
Taliban ne ek aisi
Dangerus Gas
Gutter Lines Me Chor di hy
jo Insani Gas k sath
React kr k Bomb Blast Krti hy
Ap se Guzarish hy k Flash pr Baith kr
Ahista se pooon Maren
Kahin Wo Ap ki Aakhri Poon na ho
Fwd to All,Take Care
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phusss.. ,
No pooN ok,,,
GREAT FBI REPORT.

Irritating Sms

*Ghazal*
Zindgi bri udas ha
Mujhe lagi piyas ha
Mujhe dunya se na koi aas ha
Allah kre uski Light puri rat na ay
Jo ye soche k
mri gazal bakwas hay:

Aik Dost Dusre Dost Se

Aik dost dusre dost se yar to aj udas kyon hay?
Dost: yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
Apna to din hi bura hay!

Newton’S Law Messages

Teacher: Define Newton’s law.
Sardar: Pora nahi aata.. Aahkir sy yaad hy..
Teacher: Chalo aahkir sy suna do..
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Sardar: And this is called Newton’s law..

Pagal Sms Jokes

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga.
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy?
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
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Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga..

Science Sms

Amrica k ik science daan ne kaha hai k rat ko mobile sirhaney k nichay na rakha jaye,
Kyun
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Raat ko bell bajne se banday ka
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Traahh’ nikal jata hai:-D

Amazing Facts

AMAZING FACT
1: INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi peetey
2:U.K me ab tak jurhwan bachey peda nhi huvey
3:Nepal me Tigers insano0n k 7 sotey hain
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tak urr sakta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh sakta hy
7: Hathi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt me 3 mobile ki bettry charg kar sakty hain
8:Ye sub points ghalat hain
Hamari light nhi hy is liye time pas kar rahy they
Ghor se parhney ka Shukrya.

Allama Iqbal Funny Poetry

Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..! Kya tumhen asmaan se girne ka nahi hai dar ..?
Parinde ne kaha ..!
Iqbal yaar teri mairbani ena na s0chia kr ;

Donkey Sms

Jigar ki garmi masana ki garmi jaryaan aur ehtlm ka wahad elaj
Qureshi ki
Thandi
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Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha
Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.
1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.
Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha
Old man: Imposible,kisi or ne mari hogi.
Doctor: Exactly!

Punjabi Hajj Karne Gia

Punjabi hajj karne gia,
Wapis aya to dost ne pucha
Wahan shetan ko Pathar maare
Punjabi
Rush wich Pathar Marn da te moqa ni milya
pr
Gaalaan changian kadd k ayaan