Ek Larki Shokh or Chanchal Si

Apni hi dhun me rehti thi..

ek larki shokh or chanchal si..

Hr aik se batein krti thi..

Khoob mauj masti krti thi..

Ik dhanak thi us k chehray per..

Phir janay kya toofan aya..

Chehray k rung bikhar gaye..

Khushiyon k rung utar gaye..

Jb poocha kisi ne aey larki…!!

Tum ne ye chup kyun saadh li?

Wo kuch na boli, bus ro di..

Aur khaak pe hath ki ungli se..

kuch lafz anokhy likh dalay

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“B.A. wich 3 Sapliyaan…”

Gujjar Sms

Ek Gujar ko Jannat Mein Maar pr Rhi Thi

Ek Admi Ny WaJa Poochi

FariShton Ny Kaha

“Is Ny Dahi ManGa

Hum Ny Dia

iS Ny sari Doodh Ki Nehron Ko JaaG LaGa d..

Wo Mujhe Yeh Keh Kar Chhor Gaya

Wo Mujhe

Yeh keh kar

chhor gaya,

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Ok BYE

Arabic KHABRAIN

*~*~*Arabic KHABRAIN*~*~*

Haaza Zardariun Anni DaTunn Bagheratun Azabun Fi Insanun Fasadun Khabeesun

Asal-Haramdatun

Aata-Tunn

Bijli-Sunn

Petrol-Gumm

Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Or to Or Hor Sun Balancen Checkun 12pais0n Taxun Tunun

Kaminun Kuttun Don’t Deletun Frwdtun Farzun.!:-)

Dada or Dadi Ne Apni Jwani K Dino

Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino

ko phir se yad kar k manane ka socha

unho ne fesla kia k ham phir darya k kinare milenge

dada suba jaldi uth kr tayyar ho kr gulab le kr

kinare pr poanch gye kafi dair ho gae dadi nai ae

to dada gusse se gar aye or kaha tm ae Q nai to

dadi ne shrmate howe kaha ammi ne ane nai diya.

1 Pagal Dusre Pagal Se Udasi K Sath

1 pagal dusre pagal se udasi k sath:

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain??

Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.

Yeh le LeEmOo.

tu LaSSi Bana…

Girl Is Suit Ki Kiya Price Hai

Girl: Is suit ki kiya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: “Uff”

or wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandar: “uff”+”uff”

Yääriän;-)

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzr jay ga

Kuch hi dno men tra “rezult” ae jae ga

Dua kr ly beta

Tu koi Amir khan ni jo

All is Wel kh kr top kr jae ga.

4 all studnts..$

Punjabi Sms

1 panjabi Englnd gya to uska dost usy night club le gya

nite club ja k khoob nacha or nachty nachty bola

O MEnu AY Ty Daso

“Ay URSS”

Keray BABAY da wa

Mirza Ghalib Farmate Hain

 Mirza Ghalib farmate hain

“Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo

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‘Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To

Film”Tere naam’ dekh lo”

Purza Sms

Sochta hun teri ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon

<< DOST >>

konsa purza hai jo tujhy sMs krnay nhi deta.

Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To

“Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost“

“ham dil pe pathr rakh k tmhein goli mar dengy”

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Dhuz…

Dhuzz… Dhuzzz…

Main Ny 1 Din Dil Sy Pocha

Main ny 1 din dil sy pocha k wadon or yadon main kia frq ha

Dil ny jwab dia

Putr mera kam blood suply krna ae.

Aey faltoo gallan FARAZ kolon puch.

Punjabi Love Letter

Punjabi Love letter

“wey Shedeya

hun apny dil te watta rakh k meno pul ja, hun ma Booty di Mang aan.

Wey hun tera mera weyah nae o ho skda,

wey meriyan photwan nu chaprh wich Sut aa,

Jerhi chaadar to mennu ditti c ,o asi apny Leyley nu ban lei ay..

wey anya jerhi jutti ma tenu darbaar tou chuk k ditti C.O menu waps kr ja o hun ma bootey nu deni a.

Fakat

Teri Na hon aali

“Peeno machan

Al mashore

“wade tandoor wali”

Molvi Sms in Urdu

لڑکی مولوی سے اگر میں کسی غیر مردکو پپی دوں گی تو کہاں جاؤں گی؟

مولوی : سیدھی دوزخ جاؤگی

لڑکی: اوراگرآپ کودوں تو؟

مولوی داڑھی پرہاتھ پھیرتے ہوۓ بولا

بہت چالاک ہو جنت میں جانا چاہتی ھو

Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni

Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye.

Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Kartey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq.

1 Msg ” “Subah 1 Msg” “Sham… Sara Din Aram…